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1 Stoneridge Mall Road #A112
Pleasanton, CA, 94588
United States

(510) 634-2229

Morning Wood Cold Process Soap Bar

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Morning Wood Cold Process Soap Bar

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Morning Wood Cold Process Soap Bar

8.25

We can't promise that your mouth won't be washed with soap for screaming Morning Wood! out loud. But we can promise that you'll fall in love with our arousing fresh scent of Spearmint, Bergamot, & Cedar Wood oils. Our handcrafted soap is made in small batches and formulated for optimal skin nourishment. Activated charcoal helps balance skin and control blemishes, so this soap is great for face, body and other areas *cough*. 

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Morning Wood (hand-cut between 3.5 oz to 4.5 oz) helps you wake up to an arousing fresh scent of handcrafted soap made with Spearmint, Cedar Wood, Lavender, Marjoram, and Bergamot Essential oils! 

Introducing: Morning Wood 

This makes a great gift for him or her especially for that humorous friend or even for a gag or white elephant gift! 

Its a gift worth talking about! Share laughs and bubbles! 

Net Weight 4 oz (because of the handmade nature of our bars they weight between 4-5 oz) 

We test our soap by becoming the first test subjects!

This soap is Detergent Free & Vegan!  

Free of Fragrances and Artificial Colorants 

Handmade in small batches!

Characteristics of this soap: 

<3 Smooth silky lather
<3 Lightly scented not over powering
<3 Squeaky clean feel
<3 Leaves skin clean and soft when dry 

This soap is made with 

Coconut oil
Olive Oil
Distilled water
Sodium Hydroxide
Shea Butter
Cocoa Butter
Hemp Seed oil
Spearmint Essential oils
Cedar Wood Essential oils
Lavender Essential oils
Marjoram Essential oils
Bergamot Essential oils
Activated Charcoal 

How to use: Wet bar and lather between hands. Scrub body all over, Rise suds away thoroughly. 

Common Sense Caution: Slippery products when wet! For External use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Keep out of reach of children. If Irritation, redness or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consults a licensed healthcare practitioner 

Morning Wood (hand-cut between 3.5 oz to 4.5 oz) helps you wake up to an arousing fresh scent of handcrafted soap made with Spearmint, Cedar Wood, Lavender, Marjoram, and Bergamot Essential oils! 

Introducing: Morning Wood 

This makes a great gift for him or her especially for that humorous friend or even for a gag or white elephant gift! 

Its a gift worth talking about! Share laughs and bubbles! 

Net Weight 4 oz (because of the handmade nature of our bars they weight between 4-5 oz) 

We test our soap by becoming the first test subjects and never do any animal testing.

This soap is Detergent-Free & Vegan!  

Free of Fragrances and Artificial Colorants

Characteristics of this soap: 

<3 Smooth silky lather
<3 Lightly scented not over powering
<3 Squeaky clean feel
<3 Leaves skin clean and soft when dry 

How to use: Wet bar and lather between hands. Scrub body all over, Rise suds away thoroughly. 

Our incredible ingredients: 

Coconut oil
Olive Oil
Distilled water
Sodium Hydroxide
Shea Butter
Cocoa Butter
Hemp Seed oil
Spearmint Essential oils
Cedar Wood Essential oils
Lavender Essential oils
Marjoram Essential oils
Bergamot Essential oils
Activated Charcoal

Common Sense Caution: Slippery products when wet! For External use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Keep out of reach of children. If Irritation, redness or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consults a licensed healthcare practitioner

We use pure therapeutic grade essential oils for all our The Exorcist Sugar Scrubs for the highest quality of essential oils that can be absorbed safely into skin and actually have a nutritional positive effect. We don't use the "F" word here. We do not use fragrance in any of our products!

Please read the ingredients listed. 

Please remember we are not here to diagnose anyone's aliments. We choose to use essential oils for their natural properties and understand that powerful plants and their oils have been used for centuries to heal. However that being said we do not offer to heal or diagnose any illness or injury. 

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.