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We offer you handmade skin care products made from the finest raw natural materials the earth has to offer. Every item we create is organic, non-toxic, and highly effective.

Sasquwash Beard-Poo Beard Wash - Sexy Beast

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Sasquwash Beard-Poo Beard Wash - Sexy Beast


Sasquwash Beard-Poo Beard Wash - Sexy Beast


This beastly wash helps keep beards grime-free, soft, and supple. Mild grit exfoliates follicles while moisturizing so well it’ll make fellow mythical beings jealous. Gentle giant be warned: your newly washed scruff may attract the attention of she-kind.

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Available in 2 amazing blend of scents: 

Sexy Beast - Woodsy blend of Pine and mint oils

Wild Thing - Musky blend with Vanilla and Frankincense 

Beard-Poo helps lightly exfoliate skin under beards and washes clean while conditioning. We always suggest to condition freshly washed beard-pet afterwards with THE MECHANIC BEARD OIL for a long lasting shine and bacteria free beard. 

DIRECTIONS: Prior to using remove safety seal. Squeeze amount desired, lather into beard and rinse. Finish off with THE MECHANIC Beard oil

Ingredients: Ingredients: Aloe Vera Gel, Water, Coconut oil, Almond oil, Hemp oil, Shea butter, Bentonite Clay, Baking Soda, Potassium Hydroxide**, Citric Acid, Propitiatory blend of essential oils

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If contact occurs, flush thoroughly with cool water. If adverse reaction occurs, discontinue use and call a physician.

*We know that ESSENTIAL OILS have amazing properties but please know that any of these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease... and no.. it won't give you the ability to fly.